Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth.
I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yetFINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I get all three please help
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
I WOULD WORK OUT EVERY DAY IF MY WORK OUT PARTNER WAS A WALRUS
Omfg that walrus is doing sittups. Omfg
Why can he do every exercise better than I can though that’s the real question
These pop up out of no where and your only warning is a small flash of light.
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.